A Crappy Start

1. Get on the crowded 44 bus next to cute girl with latte.
2. Make eye contact (since we are standing so close)
3. Decide to put my bag over my shoulder. 4. Without breaking eye contact and In slow motion no less I raise my arm, put the strap over my head and proceed to lower my hand RIGHT into her latte. 5. The cup drops to the ground and my hand comes out covered in cream. At least I smell nice.

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